GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And